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UP FOR BID TODAY--- 1 "I'M GOING GREEN" PERSONAL METHANE COLLECTION SYSTEM !!
I was listening to the radio a few months ago, when I heard that some environmental group was calling for a $30 each, annual payment for dairy & beef cattle to offset their METHANE EMISSIONS, (farts) !!! When I heard this, I JUST SNAPPED !! I had no Idea that we were in such PERIL!! What else could I do???? I felt left out, I had to find a way to contribute !!!
This is MY contribution-----
INTRODUCING THE == " I'M GOING GREEN", PERSONAL METHANE COLLECTION SYSTEM
We all hear that we are facing increased "GLOBAL WARMING", and eventual demise of our planet. We know this because AL GORE says it is so !! It is up to ALL OF US to try to offset our CARBON FOOTPRINT.
What better way, than to recycle these offensive HUMAN EMISSIONS
You can imagine that it won't be long before we are faced with a tax similar to the one for cattle. We have an early opportunity by voluntarily recycling our own methane, and turning this thing around and GETTING PAID !!!
Approx. 1 cubic foot capacity
This is such a versatile system!!
1 -- Can be worn doing most activities (see pictures) 2 -- Show the world you are "sensitive" to the needs of the planet, AL GORE might approve, (if he knew about it). 3 -- Give your motor vehicle a boost on long hills with optional carburetor connection kit. Available anywhere that sells it. (dream on) 4 -- Great on camping trips, capable of powering your gas grill, or gas lantern. 5 -- Included "AFTER BURNER" accessory kit, for POWER ON THE GO!!!! (1 can of re fried beans & 1 can of Jalapenos) 6 -- Comes with 1/4 turn shutoff valve & hose, but WILL NOT BE SHIPPED WITH METHANE COLLECTOR PROBE, as some IDIOT will try to stick this thing up their rear end, nose, ears, or mouth. (lawyer stuff) 7 -- Comes in "eco Green", Or "surf rider Blue". Please specify !! 8 -- Included are 3 free 1 cubic foot carbon credits. Redeemable anywhere they are accepted !! 9 -- When your pack is full, shut the valve and you may re-cycle your methane at any methane reclamation depot in exchange for more carbon credits
ONE SIZE FITS ALL !!!
HAVE FUN, LIFE IS SHORT !!!!
DISCLAIMER !!!!
--WARNING -- THIS DEVICE IS INTENDED AS A "NOVELTY" ONLY !!!!! NOT FOR ACTUAL USE!!!!!
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